"There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!"

-- Gilbert Gottfried

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“One day, on tearing off some old bark, I saw two rare beetles, and seized one in each hand. Then I saw a third and new kind, which I could not bear to lose, so I popped the one which I held in my right hand into my mouth. Alas! it ejected some intensely acrid fluid, which burnt my tongue so that I was forced to spit the beetle out, which was lost, as was the third one.”
“I'm very impressed that there are so many fans - not just in Japan, but here in America - that are fond of the work that I've done. I'm actually kind of embarrassed by it all.”
“I think we have to be more proactive in the people we invite to come and speak in school.”
“What are we doing here? We're reaching for the stars!”

Source : "Christa McAuliffe 1948-1986". Time magazine, content.time.com. February 10, 1986.
“The only redemptive feature of war is the brotherhood which it forges.”

Source : Max Hastings (2008). “Retribution”, p.12, Vintage
“I really want to do the unexpected, and I think that's what I did when I executed 'Long.Live.A$AP.' I wanted people to really see the message and that I'm an artist who not only has the capability of rapping, but of composing great music both for people of my generation and for people with different backgrounds.”
“Those proud of keeping an orderly desk never know the thrill of finding something that they thought irretrievably lost.”
“In my first bands I was a singing guitar player, but if you heard any of those songs you wouldn't describe me as a singer. But I can make it work.”

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