"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."

-- Will Rogers

#Funny Quotes #Way Quotes #Lawyer Quotes

“I imagine you already know that I am much more socialistic in my economic theory than capitalistic. And yet I am not so opposed to capitalism that I have failed to see its relative merits. It started out with a noble and high motive, to block the trade monopolies of nobles, but like most human systems it falls victim to the very thing it was revolting against. So today capitalism has outlived its usefulness. It has brought about a system that takes necessities from the masses to give luxuries to the classes.”
“I have a promptness problem. I am a promptness-free zone.”
“Here's the deal: I believe - and I attempt to live my life this way - we all have more time than we think we do. We all waste so much time.”
“Through Hamas, Iran has been able to buy itself a seat on the table in talking about the Palestinian issue. And, as a result, through Hamas it does play a role in the issue of the Palestinians, as strange as that should sound.”
“Fog and hypocrisy - that is to say, shadow, convention, decency - these were the very things that lent to London its poetry and romance.”
“The lady ... is not a producer; in most communities productive labor is by consent unladylike. On the other hand she is the heaviest of consumers, and theorists have not been wanting to maintain that the more she spends the better off society is.”
“There is a vast difference between games and play. Play is played for fun, but games are deadly serious and you do not play them to enjoy yourself.”
“In fact, almost every job you get somebody watching you.”

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