"The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation."

-- Lord Chesterfield

#Funny Quotes #Marriage Quotes #Drinking Quotes

“As I grew up in that world and saw how much it affected her world and how much it affected our childhood, it made me very aware of politics. Of course, I have my own private feelings and thoughts, but I don't care to share them.”
“When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.”
“We don't invent our missions, we detect them.”
“For me, coming to work every day has turned out to be exactly what I hoped it would be.”
“I'm not a good enough singer to pull off the effect.”
“Conversion will not be a single event or something that will last for just one season of life but will be a continuing process. Life can become brighter until the perfect day, when we will see the Savior and find that we have become like Him. The Lord described the journey this way: â€˜That which is of God is light; and he that receiveth light, and continueth in God, receiveth more light; and that light groweth brighter and brighter until the perfect dayâ€™ (D&C 50:24).”
“Take away the cross of Christ, and the Bible is a dark book.”
“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.”

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