"Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals."

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Agnes Repplier

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“Men don't rape women because their women are ugly," cousin Jostien said, but there was a protest at his words. "That's what my fa said! He says that inside their hearts and spirits they are nothing but little men who need to feel powerful.”
“I was never afraid of failure. I realized that I was responsible for my own success and that every day offers a new beginning and I was confident in my ability to improve.”
“Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?”

Source : "Song: 'Wernher von Braun'". 1965.
“Legal plunder has two roots: One, as we have just seen, is in human selfishness; the other is in false philanthropy.”
“To me, writing is not a profession. You might as well call living a profession. Or having children. Anything you can't help doing.”

Source : Vicki Baum (1964). “I know what I'm worth”, London
“I forgot to shake hands and be friendly. It was an important lesson about leadership.”
“I see that you are not sure of what you should do. You must remain steadfast, Monsieur. It would be a great wrong for you to leave and an irreparable scandal to the town and the Company. If you were to abandon the house, I do not think people would ever be willing to welcome us back. Fear not; calm will follow the storm, and perhaps soon.”
“That which concerns the mystery of the King's power is not lawful to be disputed; for that is to wade into the weakness of Princes, and to take away the mystical reverence that belongs unto them that sit in the throne of God.”

Source : Speech in the Star Chamber, June 1616.

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