"I used to get bummed out when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies."

-- Demetri Martin

#Hippie Quotes #Rain Quotes #Way Quotes

“A true woman of virtue is one who will socialize with every man on earth, and doesn't share her body with any of them.”
“They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven't changed. The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.”
“You were a soldier?" "Yes, sir." "You barely look old enough to have seen the last battle." "My father was a career army man, sir. I was there at the first engagement with Analousia, and took up my father's rifle when I was barely fifteen." "Saints preserve us," Dr. Kelling said, and squeezed Galen's shoulder. "What have we done to our youth?”
“From the very beginning, all of my films have divided the critics. Some have thought them wonderful, and others have found very little good to say. But subsequent critical opinion has always resulted in a very remarkable shift to the favorable. In one instance, the same critic who originally rapped the film has several years later put it on an all-time best list. But of course, the lasting and ultimately most important reputation of a film is not based on reviews, but on what, if anything, people say about it over the years, and on how much affection for it they have.”
“My heroes don't have anything special. They have something to tell other people but they don't know how, so they talk to themselves.”
“Marriage, even the best marriages are tough.”
“Love is so complicated, that is why it is love.”
“It was a lot to get used to, especially in warm-ups with the wind all over the place. As the meet went on it steadied out, so I was able to get some good looks to go back and train from.”

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