"Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything."

-- Will Rogers

“You know, not even your British Queen is called just Elizabeth - she's Elizabeth the Second. There's only one Imelda.”
“The thing about our drug laws is that they're not based on science.”
“If a guy doesn't work hard and doesn't play well, he can't lead anything. All he is, is a talker.”
“When those you love die, the best you can do is honor their spirit for as long as you live. You make a commitment that you're going to take whatever lesson that person or animal was trying to teach you, and you make it true in your own life... It's a positive way to keep their spirit alive in the world, by keeping it alive in yourself.”
“I love being a part of something so many people can relate to and enjoy.”
“Every numerous assembly is a mob; everything there depends on instantaneous turns.”
“Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.”
“For the most part, however, Lady in the Water comes across as a movie that's too bad to be good, and not bad enough to be so bad that it's good.”

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