"The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it."

-- Scott Adams

#Running Quotes #Food Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“Art opens the fishiest eye . . .”
“One of the great tragedies of modern education is that most people are not taught to think critically. The majority of the worldâ€™s people, those of the West included, are taught to believe rather than to think. Itâ€™s much easier to believe than to think. People seldom think seriously about that which we are taught to believe, because we are all creatures of imitation and habit.”
“The studio have always claimed that the ship is the star of the show, especially when they're renegotiating contracts.”
“Before Michael Caine you had to have been in the RAF to be an actor.”
“When people live in the full light of an open society, paying their taxes, abiding by the rules, that makes not only our country safer and more secure because people are not relegated to living in the shadows and not creating underground economies, it also is better for wages because the fact that people are working on the books in the open means that there's greater demand for labor and you don't have this submarket.”
“I think that part of being human is being alone, and being lonely. I think one of the stresses on a lot of our friendships is that we require the people we love to take away that loneliness. and they really can't. And so, when we still feel lonely, even in the company of people we love, we become angry with them because they don't do what we think they're supposed to. Which is really something that they can't do for us.”
“My mother used to tell this corny story about how the doctor smacked me on the behind when I was born and I thought it was applause, and I have been looking for it ever since.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“The mental aspect of golf is what makes golf such a great sport.”

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