"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"

-- Ronnie Shakes

#Funny Quotes #Eye Quotes #Years Quotes

“Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.”
“It is not as in the Bible, that God created man in his own image. But, on the contrary, man created God in his own image.”

Source : Ludwig Feuerbach (2012). “The Essence of Christianity”, p.98, Courier Corporation
“To win a woman, take her with you to see Dracula.”
“I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.”
“I was a Russian dancer in my elementary school production of Fiddler on the Roof when I was in third grade or fourth grade. I was one of the younger kids accepted into the play, and the plays were pretty impressive, let me say.”
“The minute they become a partner in the Palestinian government, reality will become a lot more complicated for them than when they were a terror organization alone.”
“Social Security is not a retirement savings plan; it is a social insurance program. It's a contract that says, as a society, we will look out for you and your family when you can no longer work.”
“War is cruelty. There is no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner it will be over.”

Source : "The Civil War Generation". Book by Norman K. Risjord, p. 143, 2002.

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