"I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass"

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Craig Ferguson

#Tattoo Quotes #Beer Quotes #Years Quotes

“Enjoy the moment, because that is all you have. You never are going to arrive someplace else. You are in a constant state of living in this moment, and that is the only arrival there is. In fact, you will arrive when you stop trying to get someplace else.”
“The expression of a man's face is commonly a help to his thoughts, or glossary on his speech; but the countenance of Newman Noggs, in his ordinary moods, was a problem which no stretch of ingenuity could solve.”
“It's about the quality of the worry," I said. "I have happier worries now than I used to.”
“I do not say that there is no glory to be gained [in war]; but it is not personal glory. In itself, no cause was ever more glorious than that of men who struggle, not to conquer territory, not to gather spoil, not to gratify ambition, but for freedom, for religion, for hearth and home, and to revenge the countless atrocities inflicted upon them by their oppressors.”

Source : G. A. Henty (2018). “By Pike and Dyke”, p.63, Ozymandias Press
“You again,â€ she said, and she did not sound happy. â€œI know,â€ the warrior replied with a heartfelt sigh. â€œYouâ€™re so lucky to see me twice in one day. Youâ€™re honored by my presence, yada, yada, heard it all before. Letâ€™s just move on, shall we. I donâ€™t handle fawning very well.”
“To say anything negative about Stephen Hawking is like bullying a blind man. He has an unfair disadvantage, and that gives him a free pass on some of his absurd ideas.”
“You beat 50 percent of the people in America by working hard. You beat 40 percent by being a person of honesty and integrity and standing for something. The last 10 percent is a dogfight in the free enterprise system.”
“The artist must create a spark before he can make a fire and before art is born, the artist must be ready to be consumed by the fire of his own creation.”

Source : Southwestern Art Vol. 6, p. 20, 1977.

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