"Women like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home."

-- Alonzo Bodden

#Home Quotes #Stuff Quotes #Jewelry Quotes

“Lord Bacon makes beauty to consist of grace and motion.”
“There is almost no limit to the possibilities of the imagination, but to get the full power of it, one must trust one's imagination. If you say to yourself constantly, as the mother says to the child, 'But this is only play; this is not real,' you never can make real the things you have created in thought.”

Source : Elsa Barker (2011). “Letters from the Afterlife: A Guide to the Other Side”, p.119, Simon and Schuster
“Sometimes you win by losing.”

Source : "Jeremy Jackson Up Close and Personal From Hollywood to Humble". Interview with Alexandra Holzer, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 09, 2012.
“Maybe that's all demons ever are. People like us, doing things without even knowing what we're doing.”
“No beast is more savage than man when possessed with power answerable to his rage.”
“Oh, I think, watching Magic, him being one of my... I'm one of his biggest fans, and just trying to emulate what he did, going out on the playground, and also playing with older guys.”
“Be kind to each other.”
“He was, albeit only briefly, the hero of the world's hopes.”

Source : David Cannadine (1998). “History in Our Time”, Penguin Group USA

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