"life becomes satire in real time, what good is the premiere satire magazine? It might as well just be the newspaper. You could pick up The Wall Street Journal and be like, "Oh, what a funny Onion headline!" And then the editor of The Onion is like, "Huh. I guess you won't be needing me anymore.""

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Source : Source: www.avclub.com

Moshe Kasher

#Wall Quotes #Real Quotes #Satire Quotes

“I believe in God because of a personal faith, a faith that is consistent with what I know about science.”
“Have you noticed ... there is never any third act in a nightmare? They bring you to a climax of terror and then leave you there. They are the work of poor dramatists.”
“I sometimes feel that more lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pate than any other.”
“He who fails to plan is planning to fail.”
“Each point I play is in the now moment. The last point means nothing, the next point means nothing.”
“Nothing in the cry of cicadas suggests they are about to die”

Source : Matsuo Basho (2006). “Narrow Road to the Interior”, p.132, Shambhala Publications
“I've been working in boutique hotels my whole life.”
“Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world.”

Source : Ada Louise Huxtable (2010). “On Architecture: Collected Reflections on a Century of Change”, p.462, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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