"Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them. Some love. If that dog weren't on a leash, he'd be off after another dog, a cat, or any stranger walking along the street with a wet bag of meat."

-- Selma Diamond

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“Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.”
“To a new generation of butterflies, hopefully less stupid than last. Maybe they were burgeoning even now in fat little cocoons. Or maybe not.”
“The Internet is a far more speech-enhancing medium than print, the village green, or the mails. Because it would necessarily affect the Internet itself, the C.D.A. would necessarily reduce the speech available for adults on the medium. This is a constitutionally intolerable result.”

Source : "Excerpts From Opinions of Judges on Blocking Enforcement of InternetLaw". www.nytimes.com. June 13, 1996.
“I cannot write in verse, for I am no poet. I cannot arrange the parts of speech with such art as to produce effects of light and shade, for I am no painter. Even by signs and gestures I cannot express my thoughts and feelings, for I am no dancer. But I can do so by means of sounds, for I am a musician....”

Source : Letter to Leopold Mozart, 8 Nov. 1777
“I believe you should pray as hard on those up days as you do on the down days.”
“Advancing bourgeois society liquidates memory, time, recollection as irrational leftovers of the past.”
“The salesman thanks the customer for patronizing his shop and asks him to come again. But the socialists say: Be grateful to Hitler, render thanks to Stalin; be nice and submissive, then the great man will be kind to you later too.”
“Since at least the Middle Ages, philosophers and philologists have dreamed of curing natural languages of their flaws by constructing entirely new idioms according to orderly, logical principles.”

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