"I may not be the best dad but I taught my son how to get free samples at the mall."

-- Felipe Esparza

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“Quality, affordable housing is a key element of a strong and secure Iowa.”
“I intend to do a large painting of the cliff at Etretat, although it is terribly bold of me to do so after Courbet has painted it so admirably, but I will try to do it in a different way...”
“One of my ex-husbands thought I had a breast job. They looked bigger. I just got the proper lingerie.”

Source : "Cybill: 'I Haven't Gone Under the Knife'" by wenn.com, September 14, 2005.
“I really think it is amazing that people actually buy software.”
“So I was hugely thrilled that my first scene ever on camera was with Hal Holbrook.”

Source : "Anthony Edwards on Zero Hour, ER, and being Top Gun's "Mr. Lefty Liberal Peace Lover". Interview with Will Harris, tv.avclub.com. February 15, 2013.
“It isn't that easy to live according to intuition, yet, it's so totally cool once we can get beyond the other voices and hear our intuition.”

Source : Source: www.edgemagazine.net
“And then the dear Lord will take us to the new earth, surrounded by the new Heaven, and the holy New Jerusalem will come down from God out of Heaven. Then we will have an end of pain and sorrow and crying and death. All these, thank God, will be forever done! And then God Himself will wipe away our tears.”
“I try to avoid the temptation with time as a total indicator for what my possibilities are for the marathon. It's the not the best indicator, but it's more how you feel, how you cover the distance and how you are able to do the training afterward.”

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