"There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode."

-- Tom Leykis

#Comedian Quotes

“There's nothing more ironic or contradictory than life itself.”
“I've made some mistakes before.”
“In a weird way, itâ€™s kind of a relief to think, â€˜Oh, I know Iâ€™m not that young sort of pretty thing anymore.â€™ Itâ€™s quite nice talking about what it was like to be the young pretty thing, rather than being it.”
“You never realize the value of coaching until your children play for a coach”
“I haven't stuck to any formula. Most great writers stick to the same style, but I wanted to be more various”
“It's my responsibility as a singer-songwriter to report the news.”
“I have a to-do list and I have a farm I care for, and things I like to do for fun - going to movies and all that stuff. It's a painfully normal life!”
“Stands the Church clock at ten to three? And is there honey still for tea?”

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