"These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I'm going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then, I'm going to write a novel and a symphony and give all the profits to charity. Then next month, I'll figure out how to do it."

-- Randy Glasbergen

#Funny Inspirational Quotes #Writing Quotes #Symphony Quotes

“First you have to learn to do something, then you can go out and do it.”
“I was happy over little things: mango sorbet, and running, and the way my feet felt touching the ground when I ran.”
“I do entertain a lot of negative thoughts and I haven't got any self-belief. But I haven't done bad for someone without any self-belief.”
“Health is a good thing; but sickness is far better, if it leads us to God.”
“They solved the problem of coexistence through the use of individual stereo headphones.”
“Certainly, people like Gaga have introduced a new type of hat-wearing.”
“Laypeople are a kind of nuclear energy in the Church on a spiritual level. A layperson caught up with the gospel and living next to other people can "contaminate" two others, and these two, four others, etc. Since lay Christians number not only tens of thousands like the clergy but hundreds of millions, they can truly play a decisive role in spreading the beneficial light of the gospel in the world.”
“Teaching is the royal road to learning.”

Source : Jessamyn West (1979). “The life I really lived: a novel”, Harcourt

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