"When I'm manic, I'm so awake and alert, that my eyelashes fluttering on the pillow sound like thunder."

-- Andy Behrman

#Eyelashes Quotes #Sound Quotes #Thunder Quotes

“the more i live, the more i realize what strange creatures human beings are. some of them might just as well have a hundred legs, like a centipede, or six, like a lobster. the human consistency and dignity one has been led to expect from one's fellow-man seem actually non-existent. one doubts if they exist to any startling degree even in oneself.”
“I'd like to bring magic back to the place it used to be 100 years ago.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Sorry,â€ he said, his voice thick and gruff. â€œItâ€™s morning and youâ€™re sitting on me. Thatâ€™s a combination meant to bring any man down.”
“Young people are going to go to someone, somewhere. And we had better see that that 'someone' is us.”
“Well, you can't trust most people in this game, period; it can be a very shady business.”
“There were a number of particularly delightful incidents. There is, for example, the physicist who introduced me to one of my favorite laws, which he described as Murphys law or the fourth law of thermodynamics (actually there were only three last I heard) which states: If anything can go wrong it will.”
“If the worst that happens is that I wake up and see a picture of myself and a headline saying, 'He wasn't very funny last night', then I've got nothing to complain about.”
“The worst thing about losing this job: Iâ€™m no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare.”

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