"Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it"

-- Bill Bailey

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“Again, something that's very strange and odd, you will find sometimes that immigrants that have been here for many years and already have their citizenship might be the ones against additional immigration. We've seen that also.”
“I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.”

Source : "John Glenn, a pioneering former US astronaut, has died" by Dave Mosher and Reuters, www.businessinsider.com. December 8, 2016.
“My first two years in the CFL, all I thought of was getting back to the NFL - it was like 'I'll put my time in up here and go back.' Then I went and signed a nice contract in Calgary and was like, 'Hey, I can make a living up here, this is great football, and I'm having a blast.”
“Schools have never been about getting access to information. That's the job of libraries. Schools and universities have nobler missions as gentle gatekeepers. Their role is to control ideas on the loose and to present the best and noblest ideas to the young.”
“I mean, MTV or the mainstream media can tell you one thing, but when there are 40,000 people in front of you, who cares about all that?”
“Everybody's somebody's everything”

Source : FaceBook post by Chance The Rapper from Jul 31, 2013
“Insane means fewer cameras!”
“A university's essential character is that of being a center of free inquiry and criticism - a thing not to be sacrificed for anything else.”

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