"A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini."

-- Jackie Gleason

#Children Quotes #Home Quotes #Men Quotes

“my major form of exercise is jumping to conclusions.”
“One of the greatest obstacles to escaping poverty is the staggering cost of higher education.”

Source : "Breaking the Cycle of Childhood Poverty" by Chris Van Hollen, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 3, 2012.
“When your own fans whistle and jeer, then you have a big problem.”
“Do I wear a helmet? Ugh. I do when I'm riding through a precarious part of town, meaning Midtown traffic. But when I'm riding on secure protected lanes or on the paths that run along the Hudson or through Central Park - no, I don't wear the dreaded helmet then.”
“Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these disorders with three letters because we don't have the time or patience to pronounce the entire disorder. That should be a disorder right there, TBD - Too Busy Disorder.”
“Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast.”
“You cheat yourself when you don't do what it is you're supposed to do. You have an obligation to learn everything that you can.”
“If people like what I do, fine. If they don't, fine.”

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