"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."

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Jay London

#Nice Quotes #Home Quotes #Giving Quotes

“Where I grew up in Pakistan, it's really the luck of the draw. My mother got married when she was 17. She never went to college but she wanted each and every one of us to go to college and then work. She was relentless about it. And i think that part of who i am is shaped by her strength.Â If [girls] families support them, they can achieve their dreams”
“What I do not know and cannot even hope to understand before I die is why human beings are willfully, coldly, matter-of-factly cruel to each other ... What nerve has atrophied in the torturer, or worse is sensually moved?”
“The more reverence we have for the Word of God, the more joy we shall find in it.”

Source : Matthew Henry, Leslie F. Church (1992). “The NIV Matthew Henry Commentary in One Volume: Based on the Broad Oak Edition”, p.3310, Harper Collins
“He was my best friend. I would always love him, and it would never, ever be enough.”
“One day, youâ€™re 17 and youâ€™re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.”
“We are witnessing an enormous shift of collective consciousness throughout the world. We are at the precipice of great transformation within our culture and government.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I want to play roles that I'm proud of, that I feel a certain integrity about, and I want to continue to be truthful in the work that I do.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle.”

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