"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."

-- Rita Rudner

#Love Quotes #Funny Quotes #Anniversary Quotes

“The objective is not to "make your links appear natural"; the objective is that your links are natural.”
“The fey in this country keep to themselves, and are a separate nation, much like the American Indians, but with even more autonomy.”
“Earthly goods are given to be used, not to be collected.... Hoarding is idolatry.”
“Do not fall in love, but rise in love”
“I've learned through experience that life is never that bad. The secret is just paying attention to how you feel and not letting anyone else dictate what in your heart you know is right.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Look at it this way - a totem pole is just a decorated tree. My work is a confessional.”
“I reached that day that I always thought might happen, where I say to myself I don't want to do this anymore. I'm looking for some stability. I want to stay home.”
“There's a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty don't look the way they used to, and it's not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. It's because of hair dye. In the 1950's only 7 percent of American women dyed their hair; today there are parts of Manhattan and Los Angeles where there are no gray-haired women at all.”

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