"I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage."

-- Will Rogers

#Funny Relationship Quotes #Divorce Quotes #Way Quotes

“For many years, I have sought and studied Agarikon, an unusual mushroom native to the old growth conifer forests of North America and Europe.”
“Each succeeding generation of Gods follow the example of the preceding ones: each generation have their wives, who raise up from the fruit of their loins immortal spirits: when their families become numerous, they organize new worlds for them. [T]hey place their families upon the same.”
“The greater the lie, the greater the chance that it will be believed.”
“Good appearance doesnâ€™t make a real man. The important thing is to do your best and keep your promises. A real man should show his faith in actions (rather) than words.”
“Indeed we do have an entitlement problem: some feel so entitled to power & wealth that they're willing to undermine our economy and our democracy.”
“My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked.”
“How many actors have a shot at being a part of something that became a part of pop culture? It's been very rewarding. I'm not getting the 20 million bucks for the new movies, but at least I'm getting warmth and recognition from people wherever I go.”
“Education is 'the guardian genius of our democracy.' Nothing really means more to our future, not our military defenses, not our missiles or our bombers, not our production economy, not even our democratic system of government. For all of these are worthless if we lack the brain power to support and sustain them.”

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