"I like psycho chicks... Yeah, you hook up with a psycho, you're gonna learn something. First thing you learn is how to sleep with one eye open."

-- Alonzo Bodden

#Sleep Quotes #Eye Quotes #Hook Quotes

“Perhaps the image you have of the devil is a cartoon of a man in a red suit with horns a pointy tale and a pitch fork, Satan would love for you to think of him as a harmless cartoon character, but don't be fooled... Satan is anything but harmless.”
“Lynn, my wife, would very much appreciate if I had a talent for anything besides music.”

Source : Source: www.mandolincafe.com
“Any cook should be able to run the country.”
“Believe it or not--it takes a lot of love to hate you like this.”
“I'm planning on how I want to tell my own story. I feel like my situation and my experiences are unique in some ways.”

Source : "From captivity to classroom". Interview with Christina Pazzanese, news.harvard.edu. September 12, 2016.
“I'm working on inventing an aerosol spray that repels papparazi. I haven't perfected it but when I do I will make millions.”
“Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.”
“They realize at last that change does not mean reform, that change does not mean improvement.”

Source : Frantz Fanon (2007). “The Wretched of the Earth”, p.79, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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