"I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay."

-- Harris Wittels

#Gay Quotes #People Quotes #Married Quotes

“Iâ€™ll try to be around and about. But if Iâ€™m not, then you know that Iâ€™m behind your eyelids, and Iâ€™ll meet you there”
“There is no such thing as a perfectly happy or perfectly unhappy man in the world. One has more happiness in his life and another more unhappiness, and the same circumstance may produce widely different effects on individuals of different temperaments.”
“A coach's main job is to reawaken a spirit in which the players can blend together effortlessly.”
“The way you dress is the billboard that tells perceptive people how you feel about yourself.”
“I find it hard to focus looking forward. So I look backward.”
“I'm certain that it was an incredible gift for me to not only be friends with some of the greatest blues people who've ever lived, but to learn how they played, how they sang, how they lived their lives, ran their marriages, and talked to their kids.”
“My point to you is, there is no such thing as a flop that takes the field for our football team. Just so ya know, I'm proud of those men. How ****ing easy would it have been to say it's their night. Excuse my language. Spectacular group of men. You got to find them, you throw your arms around them and give them a big kiss on the mouth, if you're a girl.”
“Under the big political umbrella, a man is just like a leaf in the ocean, with no control of his destiny and does not have any choice.”

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