"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."

-- Mike Myers

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“Sometimes you can have a reputation for not being relatable and nice because you had a bad day once.”

Source : "James Corden Conquers YouTube With 'Carpool Karaoke'". "All Things Considered" with Ari Shapiro, www.npr.org. March 8, 2016.
“What is one's personality, detached from that of the friends with whom fate happens to have linked one? I cannot think of myself apart from the influence of the two or three greatest friendships of my life, and any account of my own growth must be that of their stimulating and enlightening influence.”
“You want to be as dominant as possible and you want to put some doubt in the hitters' heads. That's what I'm trying to do every single time I'm on the mound.”
“God's part is to put forth power; our part is to put forth faith.”
“Really, really obscene hip-hop. I love it so much. It makes me laugh and then it makes me want to dance.”
“If you would know whether you have made a good confession, ask yourself I you have resolved to abandon your sins.”
“Hey, we missed the whole thing.”
“It's strange indeed how memories can lie dormant in a man's mind for so many years. Yet those memories can be awakened and brought forth fresh and new, just by something you've seen, or something you've heard, or the sight of an old familiar face.”

Source : Wilson Rawls (2011). “Where the Red Fern Grows”, p.3, Laurel Leaf

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