"I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast."

-- Jonathan Katz

#Real Quotes #Drug Quotes #Thank God Quotes

“If you're playing against the Australians, you don't walk.”
“Race for the pschological advantage. Sit up tall, pull in high, stay within the margins of power, and they will inevitably look over at some point to see what kind of God is blasting your boat forward.”
“You can change. You can 'come unto Christ, and be perfected in him.'”
“Perseverance and perspective until victory.”
“Either something is authentic or it is unauthentic, it is either false or true, make-believe or spontaneous life; yet here we are faced with a prevaricated truth and an authentic fake, hence a thing that is at once the truth and a lie.”
“Don't ever let a guy make you feel ugly, cause no matter what... you're beautiful with him or without him.”
“We need some great failures. Especially we ever-successful Americans - conscious, intelligent, illuminating failures.”
“Divorce transforms habit into drama.”

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