"I do find myself surprised by the comedy shows that seem to have the same joke week in week out."

-- Clive Anderson

#Comedy Quotes #Week Quotes #Shows Quotes

“Throw up whatever's making you sick, Darren," he said, "then get your behind back in here.”
“I want to be honest with you: The players I played with and the coaches I had...they were directly responsible for my being here. I want you all to remember that. I always will.”
“I don't think anyone now really understands the planetisation of mankind, really understands the new world order emerging through all this period of strain and pain and contradiction, so more than ever, we need to have an internal sense of navigation.”

Source : "Change". Booklet by Katherine Hunt, issuu.com. March 28, 2012.
“The mystery surrounding Garbo was as thick as a London fog.”
“If we can't program it, we can't understand it.”
“The use of force is easy to rationalize in terms of basic economics. 'We should make them PAY for what they've done!' It's just the law of demand: raise the price of crossing us, and fewer people will cross us. Make the price another Hiroshima, and perhaps the quantity demanded will fall to zero.”
“You can never ride on the wave that came in and went out yesterday.”

Source : John Wanamaker (1923). “Maxims of Life and Business”
“The primitive simplicity of their minds renders them a more easy prey to a big lie than a small one.”

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