"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"

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Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Lily Tomlin

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Life Quotes

“I always, always liked children... I was very afraid of them before. Because I never really grew up, I mean, with a lot of little kids around. Even though I am from a kind of Italian family, I never really grew up with a lot of little kids around.”
“Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself.”
“There's people that figure if they hang out with you, all of a sudden they're going to be successes. I've had two or three stalkers in my life”
“The first thing to remember is the dual nature of your mind. The subconscious mind is constantly amenable to the power of suggestion; furthermore the subconscious mind has complete control of the functions, conditions, and sensations of your body. Trust the subconscious mind to heal you. It made your body, and it knows all of its processes and functions. It knows much more than your conscious mind about healing and restoring you to perfect balance.”
“Faith was the raw material substance that the Spirit of God used to form the universe.”
“If you see me up there on the stand smiling, I'm lost!”
“The whole problem with news on television comes down to this: all the words uttered in an hour of news coverage could be printed on a page of a newspaper. And the world cannot be understood in one page.”

Source : Neil Postman (2011). “Conscientious Objections: Stirring Up Trouble About Language, Technology and Education”, p.72, Vintage
“Understanding is a two-way street.”

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