"Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself."

-- Mike Birbiglia

#People Quotes #Comedian Quotes #Fork In The Road Quotes

“It is sometimes easier to circumvent prevailing difficulties [in science] rather than to attack them.”
“What farmers require is, that the prices should be moderate, and the markets steady and for this reason I did, in 1826, 1827, and 1828, take the course which I would now recommend to the House.”
“The rain fell alike upon the just and upon the unjust, and for nothing was there a why and a wherefore.”
“It's not the truth that you know, but the truth that you obey that matters.”
“I'm always like that about everything. When I try to do something, I always think, "What is the best way to do this?" Instead of taking what everyone else says and how it has been forever, it's faster for me to try myself. Of course I listen to what everybody says, and at first I'll try what people say, but I always come back to trying it my way.”

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“I grew up in a house with very few books.”
“I think that Medvedev and Putin are in on it together. One is playing the good cop and the other the bad cop.”

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“I'd love to have a shoe line, or a sunglasses line, or a purse line. Who am I kidding, I'd like to have an everything line!”

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