"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

-- Will Rogers

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“You should always feel confident in everything you wear, no matter what trend you fit or don't fit into.”

Source : "Man Repelling With Rachel Roy This Valentine's Day". Interview with Veronique Hyland, www.harpersbazaar.com. January 25, 2011.
“You hear a lot of people, they turn 40 and it really bugs them and they get depressed or whatever. I don't know - I just don't feel that way. I feel 19 years old all the time. I mean, it's not a lie. I could easily say, God, I feel 70. Or maybe I seem like I'm 70 or 200 or something to other people, I don't know. My brain feels 19 all the time. And that's a good spot.”
“I always carry my classic black-and-white tux and custom-made George Esquivel saddle shoes.”
“Bald is the new black!”

Source : "Q: Aren't you too brainy to be a TV presenter? A: Too brainy? That's why all my hair fell out" by Emma Brockes, www.theguardian.com. November 7, 2005.
“Strokes are preventable and treatable. Prompt treatment of patients experiencing stroke saves lives and reduces disability.”
“Freedom cannot be granted. It must be taken.”
“I'm identifying with the underdog. And it makes totally sense to me.”
“When you love yourself, you'll feel sorry for those that hate you instead of hating them back.”

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