"Everybody has their favorite character.That's the only way I pick, whatever is going on in society, whatever I think folks will laugh at that's what I come up with."

-- Jeff Dunham

#Character Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Laughing Quotes

“Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any”
“It may be unfair, but what happens in a few days, sometimes even a single day, can change the course of a whole lifetime...”

Source : Khaled Hosseini (2010). “The Complete Khaled Hosseini: Digital box set”, p.67, A&C Black
“What is he? He's a puppeteer and he's got a lot of inspiration all around him, and the fact that they can manipulate the expressions now with ease compared to what it used to be.”
“If people would stop objectifying abstractions (which they probably never will), or if they would stop objectifying the abstractions they make consciously (which they might learn to do), at least half the pseudo-questions befuddling the world today - as they have befuddled it since time immemorial - would vanish. And that would be a very, very great gain.”
“Not knowing what will happen makes life fun.”
“I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. I wear a suit once a year, for the Hall of Fame, or if I have to go to a funeral or something. It's just not me.”
“I came, I saw, I was confused.”
“I perceive we postpone all our joys of Christ, till He and we be in our own house above, thinking that there is nothing of it here to be sought or found, but only hope and fair promises; and that Christ will give us nothing here but tears, sadness, crosses; and that we shall never feel the smell of the flowers of that high garden of paradise above, till we come there. Nay, but I find it possible to find young glory, and a young green paradise of joy even here. We dream of hunger in Christ's house, while we are here, although He alloweth feasts to all the bairns within God's household.”

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