"I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy."

-- Dane Cook

#Book Quotes #Years Quotes #Twelve Quotes

“First follow Nature, and your judgment frame By her just standard, which is still the same: Unerring nature, still divinely bright, One clear, unchanged, and universal light, Life, force, and beauty must to all impart, At once the source, and end, and test of art.”
“Being attacked by right-wing Christians did not bother me. Being attacked by liberal feminists did.”
“I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.”
“We can aspire to anything, but we don't get it just 'cause we want it. I would rather spend my life close to the birds than waste it wishing I had wings.”
“Iran wants the money. And I don't believe they want it for roads or hospitals or schools, I believe they want it for more terror.”

Source : Source: www.foxnews.com
“In an infinite universe, every point in space-time is the center.”

Source : "War in Heaven". Book by David Zindell, 1998.
“The source of most human violence and suffering has been a hidden children's holocaust throughout history, whereby billions of innocent human beings have been routinely murdered, bound, starved, raped, mutilated, battered, and tortured by their parents and other caregivers, so that they grow up as emotionally crippled adults and become vengeful time bombs who periodically restage their early traumas in sacrificial rites called wars.”
“I have a reputation for giving unpopular answers at Democratic debates. I never used marijuana. Sorry!”

Source : "The Nation; Explaining Why They Didn't Inhale" by Steven A. Holmes, www.nytimes.com. November 9, 2003.

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