"I tried to think but nothing happened!"

-- Curly Howard

#Humorous Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Good grief. If we canâ€™t laugh at ourselves, and at one another, in good spirit and without malice, then what fun can be left? If we must withhold all ribbing in the name of protecting everyoneâ€™s feelings, then we truly are a toothless society. We will reach what I call â€œthe lowest common denominator of butthurt.”
“You have to experiment with different mediums and things around you [making art].”
“The public service is not a serial child-snatcher”
“It was not despair, but it seemed to her as if life were passing by, leaving its promises broken and unfulfilled. Yet there were other days when she listened, was led on and deceived by fresh promises which her youth had held out to her.”

Source : Kate Chopin (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Kate Chopin (Illustrated)”, p.250, Delphi Classics
“I just follow my heart.”
“Being born into the Royal Family is like being born into a mental asylum. Marrying into it is not something to be taken lightly.”
“Recognition is the most inexpensive, easy-to-use motivational technique available to management.”

Source : Jim Clemmer, Barry Sheehy (1992). “Firing on All Cylinders”, p.229, Jim Clemmer
“Of course, I'm not allowed to talk about the script, but I can say it is a really good story.”

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