"I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny."

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Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Jeff Dunham

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“I'll be there for you, as long as it works for me. I play a game, its called insincerity.”
“So much of the work is intuitive. The resistance you detect is just that, a kind of evasion, a sense that too much analysis will inhibit creativity.”
“I have fallen into an abyss. I live in a world so curious, so strange. Of the dream that was my life, this is my nightmare.”
“Acting is like sex. You should just do it and not talk about it.”
“Good dreams don't come cheap, you've got to pay for them and If you just dream when you're asleep this is no way for them to come alive... to survive.”
“Disengagement is a response to certain demographic realities, .. Within a few years, due to the higher Arab birth rate, Jews will become a minority in the area between the Jordan River and the Mediterranean Sea. I don't want [Israel] to be South Africa because we don't believe in apartheid. We simply have to separate from the Palestinians so that we can control our own destinies.”
“To be able to be caught up into the world of thought-that is educated.”
“I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at once. The goal is to ride into the sunset, stereo blasting, and all of what's got you worried will disappear in the rear view mirror!”

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