"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Funny Quotes #Running Quotes #Sex Quotes

“He hardly ever spoke of magic, and when he did it was like a history lesson and no one could bear to listen to him.”

Source : Susanna Clarke (2009). “Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell”, p.75, Bloomsbury Publishing
“I look at it this way: the WNBA is 13 years young. I think eventually women will get to that point, maybe in my daughter's generation, where their salaries will be similar to men's. But we're still starting off, like, where the NBA was back in the 1950s.”
“I like to think I've done a lot of different kinds of roles, but obviously I have done quite a lot of comedies.”
“I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.”
“Life is short and there will always be dirty dishes, so let's dance.”

Source : James Howe (2005). “Totally Joe”, p.60, Simon and Schuster
“It's as simple as something that nobody knows.”

Source : Song: Bubble Toes, Album: Brushfire Fairytales
“Even the National Bank of Romania doesn't have the huge resources needed to intervene in the market and keep the leu at an acceptable level, because they're drawing close to a floor below which the bank's reserves can't drop. The central bank has to wait for a moment of calm to efficiently conduct its interventions.”
“Even in winter an isolated patch of snow has a special quality.”

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