"We had one idiot put a bomb in a shoe, and now everybody's got to take their shoes off? Where's the bra bomber at? I say, if we've gotta wait in line, let's make it fun for everybody."

-- Alonzo Bodden

#Fun Quotes #Shoes Quotes #Waiting Quotes

“No group of people has been more unjustly maligned in the twentieth century than the Puritans. As a result, we approach the Puritans with an enormous baggage of culturally ingrained prejudice.”

Source : Leland Ryken (2010). “Worldly Saints: The Puritans As They Really Were”, p.20, Harper Collins
“There's hope around the corner.”
“When a violent minority that crosses color lines comes to believe that killing those you know or do not know is a reasonable solution to problems, we are in need of another vision.”
“The one word that makes a good manager - decisiveness.”
“Truth was the only daughter of Time.”
“A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.”
“Money doesn't spend in hell.... The devil deals in a different coin.”
“Freedom' is the most expensive possession there is; it has to be paid for with loneliness.”

Source : Martha Gellhorn, Caroline Moorehead (2006). “The letters of Martha Gellhorn”, Vintage

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