"I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim."

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Source : "New Orleans Web Denizens Steamed Over Mencia's Orpheus Invite" by Lauren List, www.mardigras.com. February 05, 2009.

Carlos Mencia

#Taught Us Quotes #People Quotes #Swim Quotes

“I often heard about his cases and I often sat in on his trials. In the late 1960s when I was growing up I wanted to be a crusader like him but I didn't want to wear a suit and commute.”
“Over the years, we have lost millions of decent paying jobs. These trade agreements have forced wages down in America so the average worker in America today is working longer hours for lower wages.”
“The intimate and meditative form that Plutarch became known for was completely new in his day.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“The world changed while I slept, and much to my surprise, no one had consulted me.”

Source : Carlos Eire (2012). “Waiting For Snow In Havana”, p.18, Simon and Schuster
“I have a reputation for being the hardest working person in Congress.”
“How you see where you are always depends on where you've been.”
“I think as an actor you're always learning, you're always trying to experience more things.”
“Democracy is not a form of government, but a form of social organisation.”

Source : John Allen Fraser (1993). “The House of Commons at Work”, Montréal : Éditions de la Chenelière

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