"Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other..."

-- Jimmy Carr

#Sex Quotes #Fighting Quotes #Boxers Quotes

“The subtlest lie of all is the full truth.”

Source : Michael Moorcock (2014). “Elric: The Revenge of the Rose”, p.225, Hachette UK
“One must use the night.”
“I am living proof that uncertainty is vastly underrated and often times a blessing in disguise.”
“Travelling, gentlemen, is medieval, today we have means of communication, not to speak of tomorrow and the day after, means of communication that bring the world into our homes, to travel from one place to another is atavistic.”
“Nixon had the unique ability to make his enemies seem honorable, and we developed a keen sense of fraternity. Some of my best friends have hated Nixon all their lives. My mother hates Nixon, my son hates Nixon, I hate Nixon, and this hatred has brought us together.”
“An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.”
“Let it be said: Loyalty to the New World Order is disloyalty to the Republic”
“Ah those knock-out body fluids: blood, sperm, tears!”

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