"I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist."

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Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Jeff Dunham

#Laughing Quotes #Trying Quotes #Majority Quotes

“Science fiction is really a rather tiny business compared with its giant cousin, which is fantasy.”
“I would never disrespect anyone.”

Source : "'Bachelor' anti-gay remark doesn't speak for Latinos" by Ruben Navarrette, www.cnn.com. January 20, 2014.
“Jews lie as reflexively and unthinkingly as humans breathe.”
“Once an old woman at my church said the secret is that God loves us exactly the way we are and that he loves us too much to let us stay like this, and I'm just trying to trust that.”
“My only focus was the Olympics because in my sport, that is the ultimate. Everything is geared toward that, and my entire life was geared around getting there and winning gold.”
“I have a house in Saratoga Springs.”
“I don't consider myself much of an actor. I have a face and a voice that allows me to do certain things, but there are people who are way better at it than I am.”
“There is no mat space for malcontents or dissenters. One must neither celebrate insanely when he wins, nor sulk when he loses. He accepts victory professionally, humbly; he hates defeat, but makes no poor display of it.”

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