"Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you...."

-- Judy Tenuta

#Friendship Quotes #Enemy Quotes #Enough Quotes

“Television is the third parent.”
“The citizen lives in each of us. In the days of Brezhnev, Andropov, Gorbachev and Yeltsin, I was constantly trying to suppress the responsible citizen in me. I told myself that I was, after all, an artist.”
“If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot of different places, just write a Unix operating system.”
“Unless you call attention to your presence who will know you're there? Even a country has to weave and wave a flag as proof of its existence.”
“Spirituality is the sacred center out of which all life comes, including Mondays and Tuesdays and rainy Saturday afternoons in all their mundane and glorious detail....The spiritual journey is the soul's life commingling with ordinary life.”
“We were contented to let things remain as the Great Spirit Chief made them. They were not; and would change the rivers and mountains if they did not suit them.”
“My rocking out didn't make me particularly popular with the boys or girls. It wasn't cute or feminine. I was more of a...weirdo.”

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“Anorexia is an awful thing, but you get yourself into it, and only you can get yourself out of it.”

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