"Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it."

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Source : Buddy Hackett (1968). “The Truth about Golf: And Other Lies”

Buddy Hackett

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“The worst thing about that kind of prejudice... is that while you feel hurt and angry and all the rest of it, it feeds you self-doubt. You start thinking, perhaps I am not good enough.”
“O believing brethren! What an instrument is this which God hath put into your hands! Prayer moves Him that moves the universe.”
“I am quite a relaxed person out of the car, but in the car I am aggressive, I never give up, I fight to the end and I try 100% all the time.”
“And thereâ€™s one more thing to be aware of â€ Cam said with a wintry softness that disguised all hint of feeling. â€œIf you succeed in marrying her weâ€™re not losing a sister. Youâ€™re gaining an entire familyâ€”who will protect her at any cost.”
“I'm thinking of the audience as being ambient, meaning not sitting focused but being in the space and exploring it while listening to the players.”

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“I get why certain actors want to stay in the closet.”
“Time doesn't take away from friendship, nor does separation.”
“Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.”

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