"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"

-- Colonel Sanders

#Drunk Quotes #Taste Quotes #Chickens Quotes

“God created black people and black people created style.”

Source : George C. Wolfe (1988). “The Colored Museum”, p.14, Grove Press
“Don't Mess Around with Reality and Reality Won't Mess Around with You.”
“When asked "What do we need to learn this for?" any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will come in handy once the student hits middle age and starts working crossword puzzles in order to stave off the terrible loneliness.”

Source : David Sedaris (2000). “Me talk pretty one day”
“And just as it is with all proper grannies, she ordered me into my pink bunny jammies.”
“If people can finally recognize you on radio without being told who it is, thats what you aim for.”
“Show me a person who has nothing to hide, and I'll show you a person who is either exceedingly dull - or a complete exhibitionist”
“Although Iâ€™m known for my long, colorful locs, I still donâ€™t take my hair too seriously. I experiment a lot, dyeing it and constantly switching styles to grab attention. My hair is one of my best accessories, and changing it helps express who I am.”
“I have always tried to be a woman who protects other women. I have a sister, I have daughters, I have girlfriends, and I was raised by a feminist mother.”

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