"Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me."

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Source : "MY LA: Pauly Shore Talks Being Chauffeured By Comedians, Why Michael Bay Hates Him and How He Really Feels About The Valley". Interview with Sasha Bronner, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 7, 2011.

Pauly Shore

“I don't want everyone to like me, and I don't choose who likes me. You have to give them the choice, give them the option.”
“This is how we loosen up for the morning announcements. Whoever has the football when the bell rings loses.”
“Die gefÃ¤hrlichste Weltanschauung ist die Weltanschauung derer, die die Welt nie angeschaut haben. (The most dangerous worldview is the worldview of those who have not viewed the world)”
“Self-conscious, uncertain, I'm showered by the dust. But the spirit enters into me and I submit to trust.”
“Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?”
“The whole world has changed much since the '80's. In the united States, rap music and country music dominate radio and that certainly wasn't the case in the early '80's.”
“I guess winning an Oscar is the ultimate dream. A lot of amazing actors go their whole career without even being nominated. So that would definitely be a goal to reach. It's a difficult one, but I'm aiming for it!”
“What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.”

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