"This is how we loosen up for the morning announcements. Whoever has the football when the bell rings loses."

-- Tom O'Connor

#Football Quotes #Morning Quotes #Bells Quotes

“A caprice is handled like a stew, and the pepper is added at the last minute.”
“And," Price adds, smiling, "if another round of Bellinis comes within a twenty-foot radius of our table we are going to set the maitre d' on fire. So you know, warn him.”
“When I get a chance to power jump off both legs, I can lean, twist, change directions and decide whether to dunk the ball or pass it to an open man. In other words, I may be committed to the air, but I still have some control over it.”
“Fear is an insidious virus. Given a breeding place in our minds ... it will eat away our spirit and block the forward path of our endeavors.”
“Live like there's no tomorrow. Love like you're on borrowed time. Always remember, It's good to be alive.”
“Opinion is ultimately determined by the feelings, and not by the intellect.”

Source : 'Social Statics' (1850) pt. 4, ch. 30, 8
“This self-defeating behavior, so the argument goes, must be the result of warped domestic politics.”

Source : John J. Mearsheimer (2003). “The Tragedy of Great Power Politics (Updated Edition)”, p.228, W. W. Norton & Company
“To say that one waits a lifetime for his soulmate to come around is a paradox. People eventually get sick of waiting, take a chance on someone, and by the art of commitment become soulmates, which takes a lifetime to perfect.”

Source : Criss Jami (2015). “Killosophy”, p.97, Criss Jami

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