"Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?"

-- Tim Allen

#Reality Quotes #Denver Quotes #Flight Quotes

“Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.”

Source : "Jews in the Senior Chamber" by Dan Klein, www.tabletmag.com. October 12, 2010.
“Character builds slowly, but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness.”
“I think you need a really strong businessperson running the state, a person who's used to turning negatives into positives, which is what happens in business.”
“Youâ€™ll have to be my conscience.â€ He knew his flaws, and he knew the parts of him that were irrevocably broken. â€œMine isnâ€™t going to grow back.”
“The simplest way to do something cool is the cross-turn. Like in the '80s - Michael Jackson did it. You jump and cross your legs together at the same time, and then spin out of it. That's it.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“When you can use dirty words in every situation with everyone, that's a real big liberation.”
“Whether we report Iran to the council or not, I believe the only way forward is through diplomacy.”
“Marathon running is a terrible experience: monotonous, heavy, and exhausting.”

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