"Money was invented so we could know exactly how much we owe."

-- Cullen Hightower

“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
“We shouldn't ignore any guidance that comes from the mind - we should listen to our minds AND balance mental messages with intuitive messages. We need both to navigate our way through life.”
“No one can remain married today because they are not married to the one they love, they are married to their sacrifice, and pretending to love is too damned painful. Love and build, love and work, love and fight. Always love first. Anything placed before love will fail.”

Source : Sister Souljah (2011). “Midnight and the Meaning of Love”, p.400, Simon and Schuster
“One has to watch out for engineers. They begin with the sewing machine and end up with the atomic bomb.”
“People who write about spring training not being necessary have never tried to throw a baseball.”
“Never, I say, had a country so many openings to happiness as this.... Her cause was good. Her principles just and liberal. Her temper serene and firm.... The remembrance then of what is past, if it operates rightly must inspire her with the most laudable of an ambition, that of adding to the fair fame she began with. The world has seen her great adversity.... Let then, the world see that she can bear prosperity; and that her honest virtue in time of peace is equal to the bravest virtue in time of war.”
“For each of us, time is a thief of flory. What give meaning to our lives and deaths is love and hope, if we are willing to share and accept”
“you can tell a true war story if it embarrasses you. If you don't care for obscenity, you don't care for the truth; if you don't care for the truth, watch how you vote. Send guys to war, they come home talking dirty.”

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