"I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything."

-- Jerry Seinfeld

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“I think itâ€™s because there's quite a few of us now but because weâ€™re less frequent than American actors - because Hollywood is the place to be for actors - and there's just a big rush when an Australian comes over just because there's less of them. I guess that's just how it is. Like if you pick a pink jellybean out of a jar of green ones itâ€™d be amazing, but if you pick a green one, no one will care.”
“People can look at me any way they want to. If somebody meets me and hangs out with me, they can see what kind person I am. I can't change for people.”
“When truthsayers have the courage to say the emperor is wearing no clothes, whether you agree with their point of view or not, send them love. They are to be acknowledged for speaking their truth.”
“A great shot is when you pull it off. A smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it.”
“That's how I feel about the work. The work is solid, the work exists and will stay the same, but if you can have it playing and interacting with light, then it will always be different.”
“Each person has unspeakable distress. When I remember the past, annoying, I cry; The reality of today is too cruel, too severe, and doesn't even offer me a dream; Imagining the future brings me yet another kind of tears”
“What I have written-and how I came to write it-is most powerfully what I am.”
“Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it.”

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