"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

-- Winston Churchill

#Funny Quotes #Beauty Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes

“Rebirth is almost impossible without the darkness.....I tell myself I am experiencing the death of myself as mother, the death of myself as a younger woman -- precious old lives going by the wayside. Of course, I should let myself grieve. To deny the grief is to squander a transforming and radiant possibility.”
“The mind grows narrow in proportion as the soul grows corrupt.”
“We don't know where the lines should be drawn. Which to me means that we people of goodwill have to bend over backwards to be scrupulous, to be exceedingly careful about code words, about messages, so as not to inflame the evil angels in our nature, if you will.”
“The speed of communication, the speed of information transfer, the cheapness of communication, the ease of moving things around the world are a difference in kind as well as degree.”
“...and we'll see what happens when we say Yes while this rigor mortis world screams No.”
“I've always swung the same way. The difference is when I swing and miss, people say, 'He's swinging for the fences.' But when I swing and make contact people say, 'That's a nice swing.' But there's no difference, it's the same swing.”
“While I was in high school, I started working professionally and got an agent.”
“It's essential to tell the truth at all times. This will reduce life's pain. Lying distorts reality. All forms of distorted thinking must be corrected.”

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