"Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces."

-- Amy Poehler

#Funny Quotes #Kids Quotes #Feet Quotes

“I guess I'm half traditionalist, half modern girl and I just never... I love the digital world and I love electronica and after I shoot everything is digital, but I just... I don't know.”

Source : Interview with Austin Allen, bigthink.com. April 21, 2010.
“It's time to put our differences aside and find ways to work together to move Wisconsin forward.”
“What you need to know about me is that I always just wanted to be a country singer. I didn't choose the path of television or being on magazine covers.”
“The sparkle and morning-freshness of the shop, and the butter-conjuring girl, formed a mind-picture which accompanied the whole of my youth.(about the Buttercup Dairy)”
“One of the strange things about living in the world is that it is only now and then one is quite sure one is going to live forever and ever and ever.”
“Besides the fact that I make movies, there's nothing interesting about my life at all, unfortunately.”
“I left a couple of my foreigners out last week and they started talking in 'foreign'. I knew what they were saying: Blah, blah, blah, le b*** manager, ***** uselss b***!”

Source : "Said & Done" by Davis Hills, www.theguardian.com. March 28, 2004.
“Let's face it; by and large math is not easy, but that's what makes it so rewarding when you conquer a problem, and reach new heights of understanding.”

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