"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."

-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

#Witty Quotes #Nice Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“Do it, and then you will feel motivated to do it.”
“I may not be the favourite candidate of some people within the Republican establishment, but the voters made a decision.”

Source : "Romney stirs 'birther' controversy, Akin to stay in Senate race". www.cnn.com. August 24, 2012.
“As members of the judiciary tasked with intervening to carry out the guarantee of equal protection, we ought not sit back and wish away, rather than confront, the racial inequality that exists in our society.”

Source : "Michigan's ban on affirmative action upheld by Supreme Court" By Bill Mears, www.cnn.com. April 23, 2014.
“To accuse another of having weak kidneys, lungs, or heart, is not a crime; on the contrary, saying he has a weak brain is a crime.”
“There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way.”
“In a world of complete economic equality, you get and keep the affections you deserve. You can't buy love with gifts or favors, you can't hold love by raising an inadequate child, and you can't be secure in love by serving as a good scrub woman or a good provider.”
“The busy man has few idle visitors; to the boiling pot the flies come not.”
“Never give up. No one knows what's going to happen next.”

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