"There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way."

--

David Walliams

#Numbers Quotes #Magic Quotes #Bars Quotes

“I say a vote for the Democrats or Republicans is the ONLY wasted vote.... By buying into the rhetoric that there are only two parties worth voting for...you increase their power. And with it, you promote the watered-down freedoms and endless government growth that these two parties consisently vote for.”
“Yep, I'm a geek. Ever since I got the Millennium Falcon for Christmas in 1978. And I still have it, in perfect condition, just without the box... but I still play with it!”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The viewers must come to understand the sacredness of painting, so they will remove their hats as if they were in church.”
“The Eucharist had so powerful an attraction for the Blessed Virgin that she could not live away from It. She lived in It and by It. She passed her days and her nights at the feet of her Divine Son... Her love for her hidden God shone in her countenance and communicated its ardor to all about her.”
“In a lot of ways, it was a huge relief, not being a member of a troupe, being able to make your own decisions and kind of live your own life.”

Source : "The Kids In The Hall, part 1". Interview with Tasha Robinson, www.avclub.com. June 30, 2004.
“Fun is not the same thing as fulfillment.”
“Here's hoping all the days ahead, won't be as bitter as the one's behind you. Be an optimist instead, and somehow happiness will find you.”

Source : Song: Better Things
“When you are intelligent and beautiful you face a lot of problems. If you are beautiful and stupid then it's easy.”

You may also like:

Alesha Dixon
Singer
Amanda Holden
Actress
Cheryl Cole
Artist
Jack Whitehall
Comedian
Lara Stone
Model
Matt Lucas
Comedian
Quentin Blake
Cartoonist
Roald Dahl
Novelist
Simon Cowell
A&R executive